Back To School At Warp Speed

Now we've seen it all.A jet-powered school bus that can reach speeds of 367 mph.Will the Wonders of this Modern Age never cease?

Today's Historical Non Sequitur

Who would have thought that the most successful pirate in world history would have been a lady of means? I just wish that I could have shared this with my seventh grade students....

Wonkitorial: The Latest From Babylon, D.C.

Looks like another of the Washington Crowd has been caught with his pants down hands in the hypocrisy jar:(emphasis added) "Miz Julia" doled out a steady stream of advice, both practical and philosophical.From her California home, she e-mailed tips to the 132 women who worked across the Washington area for the firm Pamela Martin & Associates. Her newsletters, now excerpted in court records, were

Today's Non Sequitur: Dangerous Dancing

Next time you decide to do a little dancing with one of your co-workers, you might want to reconsider: Oldies music was playing at the Lincoln Park bar and a circle of co-workers danced.But Lacey Hindman said she had no idea David Prange was about to grab her by the forearms and flip her into the air, jitterbug-style.The small-framed 22-year-old said she was surprised as the stocky-built Prange

Today's Non Sequitur: Hypocrite Alert!

John Travolta, the revolting hypocrite.Heh. Maybe that extra-large gas-guzzler jet aircraft parked in Tony Manero's Travolta's driveway is a symptom that he's compensating for something...

Today's Non Sequitur

The Mainstream Media has it all wrong.Anna Nicole Smith did not die due to an accidental drug overdose.She threw her life away died due to complications resulting from a case of self-induced terminal stupidity. -------------------------------See our latest posts.

Today's Non Sequitur

And I thought that only stupid spoiled slutty young would-be American "artistes" such as the lamentable Paris Hilton and that possibly certainly certifiable whackjob Britney Spears boasted of going knickerless in public.Veteran British actress Helen Mirren has proven that notion to be incorrect.Didn't someone once mention that our Transatlantic Cousins were supposed to have better manners if not